Help! Im trapped inside this website!

Between 10:30am and 11am tomorrow. The Story isn't sure. But We will be there. For The Story. It will be brief. But It will be Told.
If you have a maintenance request for Devon, please write it down and hand it to him silently. The Story will notify you when his disciplinary period is over.
Help us spread the Word of the Story!
Story first, politics...never! The only politics are the Story! Thank you, Pastor Andrew!!!
This is no allegory, it's plain and simple Truth! Thank you, Brother Reid!
A Story has been released for followers true. Open your mind so the Story might seal your heart. Bam.
O Story! Take our children if You must!
More great advice from Pastor Andrew! The Story thanks him!!!
Your Saturday meditation! Thank you, Story!